BatGirl
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 10:52 am
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"I am Super Hannah!" She says... "I need a cape!"

Hannah runs off and returns with a navy blue towel tied around her neck.

"Hannah, why don't you use your witchy cape instead?" I say.

"It has a hood, and super heroes don't wear hoods."

"You can tuck the hood inside." James said.

Hannah bounds off, returning in her black cape. She begins to strike several scary super hero poses on the bed.

"You can't be Super Hannah. What kind of a name is Super Hannah? I mean, there's Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, Daredevil... And you're just going to be Super Hannah? When's the last time you heard of a Wonder Bob?" James said.

After much discussion, and rejecting such gems as the Halitosis Hero and the Maniacal Midgit, Hannah noticed her cape spread out like wings and decided on BatGirl.

"You have to take a picture of this!" I say. James gets the camera and snaps the pictures we will someday show to Hannah's boyfriends.
"I have x-ray vision Daddy! I am going to melt you!"

"You can't melt someone with x-ray vision, silly!" I say. "But you can use it to see people's knickers!" At which point Hannah, with a giggle, tries to stare at James' butt.

"Hannah! Its not nice to stare at people's behinds to see their underpants! How would you like it if someone tried to see yours?" I said.
"I am a super hero Momma! I wear mine on the outside.... Did you know Daddy is wearing a pink thong?"

"He is not! Hey, how do you know what a thong is?"

"Its a kind of underpants, Momma. Duh."

"Now I have meat vision!" She gives us her evil eyed stare...

"Meat Vision!" We both say. "What the heck is meat vision?"

"Sausages shoot out of your eyes." She puts her hands up to her eyes and says "EAT MEAT!!!!"

"Oh no. The baby threw up. I need a diaper cloth."

"Batgirl to the rescue!" Hannah whooshes out of the room and returns with the cloth.

"Anything for a citizen in need!"

******I promise to post the BatGirl pics when we get them developed!

Artwork © Jessica Galbreth